Southwestern Vegan Beef & Vegetable Shepherd’s Pie with Chipotle Sweet Potato Mash

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I am all about Beyond Meat!    Click HERE to get a coupon to try some yourself & to use their store locator.  This brand is the absolute best vegan meat on the market – in my opinion.  These beefy crumbles are so delicious that even unapologetic carnivore & hyper-finicky eater, the badass Miles Miller, ate this shepherd’s pie & declared it delicious.  He even went on to rave that he would eat this fake ground beef in pasta or in tacos etc etc.  This is a man that takes the TEENSIEST nibble of remotely questionable foods (like any vegetable or dish that is new to him or anything vegetarian) & often even indulges in a sour expression of distaste to make his displeasure clear.  But not in response to this stuff.  I am convinced that you need not even tell a meat eater that this stuff is fake.  They would be very unlikely to guess.

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That said – shepherd’s pie is pretty hard to photograph.  I even Googled an image search to see how others had pulled it off.  Pretty much everyone leaves it in the pan it was cooked in – because, when plated, it spills out & can just look like chunky mush.  In the interest of full disclosure, I stacked two servings on top of each other to create that deep, lasagna look.  You can do this, too, when serving it – otherwise a single serving looks sorta anemic.

This came together in an hour – start to finish – and is really, really easy.   I would use more sweet potato, in the future, to create a deeper pie but it is full of flavor & has a bit of a kick.  Used random vegetables I had in the house from my Farm Fresh to You delivery but you can use whatever floats your boat.

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Southwestern Vegan Beef & Vegetable Shepherd’s Pie with Chipotle Sweet Potato Mash

Serves 6

INGREDIENTS

for the chipotle sweet potato mash

6+ medium sweet potatoes – peeled & cubed

2 chipotle peppers – minced

1 TBS adobo sauce (from the can of chipotle peppers)

4 TBS vegan butter

1/3 cup or more almond or soy or rice milk

S&P

for the shepherd’s pie

18 oz vegan ground beef

6 small carrots – chopped

2 sunburst or pattypan squash (or zucchini) – chopped

1 bell pepper – chopped

1 serrano pepper – chopped (seeds removed for less heat)

1 small red onion – chopped

2 celery stalks – chopped

2 garlic cloves – chopped

1 chipotle pepper – minced (or more for more heat)

2 TBS olive oil

1 TBS canned or fresh jalapeno – chopped

1 TBS cumin

1 TBS garlic powder

1 TBS onion powder

Handful of cilantro – chopped (and extra for garnish)

Cayenne or chili powder

Extra vegan butter

(other vegetables you could use might be corn, peas, Brussels sprouts, mushrooms, cauliflower, broccoli)

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DIRECTIONS

Heat the oven to 400 degrees.

Boil the sweet potatoes until very soft.

In a large saute pan, heat the olive oil and, basically, heat all the shepherd’s pie ingredients until the vegetables are soft.  Season with S&P.  Add more canned jalapeno or chipotle or adobo for more spice.

Mash the sweet potatoes with the milk, butter, chipotle peppers & some S&P.  Taste & season with more chipotle peppers or adobo sauce or S&P.

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I treated a casserole pan with cooking oil & put the meat & veggies in there & then spread the sweet potatoes on top.  Sprinkle some cayenne or chili powder on top & drop a few butter cubes on there, too.

Bake for 30 minutes or until it begins to brown a bit.

Serve with cilantro.

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Southwestern Salad with Spicy Chipotle Avocado Ranch Dressing (Vegan)

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Nothing complicated about this one.  Just mix up the ingredients that appeal to you & shake up the dressing.  This is as pretty as it is flavorful.  This goes really well with my 4-Ingredient Easy Enchilada Mac & Cheese!  In fact, I served both of these plus my Beef & Veggie Shepherd’s Pie Empanadas to my guests on Easter Sunday.  At any rate – just choose which of the fresh ingredients you like & combine them in whatever ratio pleases you & toss in some dressing.  Easy-peasy!

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Spicy Chipotle Avocado Ranch Dressing

Makes a lot

INGREDIENTS

3/4 cup mayonnaise (or vegan alternative – I used Vegenaise)

1/2 cup sour cream (or vegan alternative)

1/4 cup milk (I used unsweetened almond milk)

1/2 large avocado

1 small tomato – diced

2 scallions – chopped

2 chipotle peppers in adobo sauce – minced

2 tsp lime juice

1/4 tsp white or black pepper

1/2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp onion powder

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp dry dill

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DIRECTIONS

Blend this shit up in a blender or food processor.  Taste & add salt or other seasonings if you care to.  Chill – and that means both you & the dressing.

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Southwestern Salad

The quantity of each of the suggested ingredients is up to you – depending on how many you are feeding and which ingredients you like more.

INGREDIENTS & DIRECTIONS

Just chop & toss some of these items:

Romaine lettuce

Cherry tomatoes

Black beans

Garbanzo beans

Radishes

Corn (fresh off the cob or not)

Avocado

Bell peppers of all colors

Garnish: Tortilla strips, grated cheese, chopped cilantro

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Chipotle Gouda and Guinness (Stout) Mac and Cheese with Vegan Pulled Chicken (or Pork) in Homemade Chipotle Apricot BBQ Sauce

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Macaroni & cheese.  Who doesn’t love it?  It can be customized so many ways and, even better, can be prepared in advance & baked in the last half hour so – if you are hosting a party – you can actually enjoy it, too, and not slave in the kitchen while the guests swill your liquor together.

I hosted a little birthday thingy recently & made three, count’m – THREE – different kinds of mac & cheese.  I made the one posted here and I made a Mint & Zucchini Mac & Cheese & a Smoked Gouda & Truffle Oil Mac & Cheese with Crispy Panko – seen below – respectively.

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I made this pulled chicken version with Beyond Meat vegan chicken.

You could use any fake (or real) meat.  I also made a homemade BBQ sauce (which is VERY easy) but your favorite jarred variety will do.

I used chipotle gouda.  Only 8 oz.  LOTS of other cheese, though, so the chipotle part was a tad overwhelmed but the chipotle BBQ sauce more than made up for it.  If you love chipotle, maybe add a chopped chipotle pepper or two into the cheese mix of double or triple the quantity of chipotle gouda?  These kinds of dishes have lots of wiggle room so do not get all anal about this shit.  Mix it up & trust.  It is fucking cheese & pasta.  Who is gonna complain?

I used a combination of various pastas in my three dishes.  The kind you use is up to you.

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My dish was inspired by this photo – but the recipe is mine.  The list of ingredients in the BBQ sauce is long but the instructions are short – so do not be intimidated.

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Homemade Chipotle Apricot BBQ Sauce

Makes WAY more than you need for just the mac & cheese recipe – so keep leftovers jarred in the fridge

INGREDIENTS

1 TBS Olive Oil

1/2 onion – diced

7 garlic cloves – minced

1 4 oz can chipotle peppers in adobo – minced

3/4 cup apricot jam or preserves

1 cup tomato sauce (I used a spicy homemade pasta sauce I had around but jarred/canned is fine)

1 cup ketchup

A few shakes hot sauce ( I love Crystal)

1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce

1 cup brown sugar

1-3 TBS sriracha (or other hot sauce)

1/4 cup cider vinegar

2 TBS Dijon

2 tsp salt

1/2 tsp celery salt (optional)

1 tsp ground pepper

1-3 DROPS Liquid Smoke (optional – but if you use it – GO LIGHT because this stuff gets gross fast)

2 TBS cornstarch (optional)

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DIRECTIONS

Heat the olive oil in a pan & saute the onions.

Once they are soft, add everything else & bring to a boil – then lower heat & simmer for 15 minutes or so.  You could puree this in a blender if you liked – but I did not.  I then left mine in a crock pot for a few hours but a few minutes stove top is great.  If you want it thicker – stir in some cornstarch at the end.  I did not do this.

Set aside.  See?  easy!

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OK – one thing – because I made this mac & cheese for a party, I cooked it in a large casserole pan but the ramekin images were taken the next day – when I reheated the leftovers.

This is not burned on top.  You are seeing the BBQ sauce & vegan chicken.  Mmmmmmm!

Chipotle Gouda and Guinness (Stout) Mac and Cheese with Vegan Pulled Chicken (or Pork)

INGREDIENTS

2 cups BBQ sauce (recipe above)

1 lb dry pasta – cooked & drained & cooled under running water

9 oz vegan chicken or pork (or real meat)

2 cups milk (I used almond)

4 TBS butter

4 TBS flour

pinch of nutmeg

1 tsp chipotle chili powder

1 12 oz Guinness (or other stout)

8 oz chipotle gouda

3 cups grated cheddar

2 cups grated pepper jack – divided

4 oz cream cheese

S&P to taste

1-2 cups panko or other breadcrumbs

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DIRECTIONS

Heat the oven to 350 degrees.

Cook & cool the pasta.

Heat up 1 1/2 cups of BBQ sauce (reserve 1/2 cup to drizzle over the top later) & drop the vegan chicken in there.  Bring to a boil & the lower heat & simmer while you do the next things.  When you can, however, use two forks & shred the chicken in the BBQ sauce.

Warm the milk.

In another pan, melt the butter over med-high heat & then add the flour.  Whisk constantly & it should bet thick pretty fast.  Heat it until it starts to turn a golden sandy color.  Then, add the milk 1/2 cup at a time, whisking the whole time, until all the milk is incorporated & it is sorta thick – but still pourable.    Now add the beer the same way.  It could get frothy & bubble over so be careful.  It won’t get thick again once you add the beer.  Once it is all incorporated – add all the other ingredients – EXCEPT the BBQ chicken – and be sure to reserve one cup of pepper jack to top the dish.

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Spray a casserole pan with cooking spray & put the mac & cheese in.  If it seems too dry, stir in some milk.  I didn’t have to with this recipe.  Top with panko (and I spray them with cooking spray).  The one on the left is the one for this recipe.

Bake for about 25 minutes & then top it with the BBQ chicken & the reserved pepper jack.  Bake another ten minutes or so – or until the cheese is melted.

Drizzle with reserved BBQ sauce, if you desire.

Let it rest 5 minutes or so & serve that shit up!

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Vegan Sriracha Chipotle Cauliflower “Wings”

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OK, now for the matter of these faux wings.  I love spicy food & chicken wings are something I always find myself envious of when I see others eat them.  I also love sriracha – but ONLY this brand:

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This company produces a sauce that is the very definition of sriracha.  But, alas, they have been victims of Irwindale residents near their plant complaining of the spices in the air & it has resulted in lots of problems for the company.  Recently, I have been finding it VERY HARD to find this sriracha – anywhere.  I was extremely distressed because this is not only a frequent ingredient in my recipes but it is an absolute MUST in my Bloody Marys!

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Well, at my local Bangluck Market – I found a whole selection of other brands of sriracha.  Of course, I bought the one in the prettiest bottle.  See there – behind the holy basil?
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I used it in a Bloody Mary & had to throw the cocktail away.  This sriracha isn’t spicy & has a sickly sweet flavor.  Do not fall for these low rent srirachas!  You have been warned!

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These guys are pretty easy to make and delicious.  I ate them two ways – right off the plate as an appetizer or over rice as a meal.  Ymmmmm!

Sriracha Cauliflower “Wings”

INGREDIENTS

1 small head of cauliflower cut into “drumettes”

2 TBS butter (or vegan butter) – melted

1 TBS olive oil

1 tsp onion powder

1 tsp garlic powder

S&P

For the glaze

1 chipotle pepper & 2 TBS of its adobo sauce – minced

1/4 cup sriracha sauce

2 garlic cloves – minced

2 TBS butter (or vegan butter)

1/4 cup (or less – to taste) honey – or agave nectar

1-2 TBS soy sauce

juice of 1 lime

Garnish: chopped cilantro and/or sesame seeds

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DIRECTIONS

Heat the oven to 400.

Whisk the melted butter with the olive oil, onion powder & garlic powder.  Add a little S&P.

Toss the cauliflower drumettes in this & roast for about 15-20 minutes (check mid-way to be sure your florets are not getting to mushy) – or until just beginning to brown at the edges.  Parchment paper makes this a far neater process.  If you don’t have any, treat your cooking sheet with cooking spray or olive oil.

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While the cauliflower cooks, melt the butter for the glaze in a sauce pan & then whisk in the other glaze ingredients.  Bring it to a boil & then simmer it over medium heat until it thickens a bit.  Set aside.

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When the cauliflower is ready – toss it with some glaze & roast another 5 minutes.  I then turned the broiler on and WATCHED THEM VERY CAREFULLY (and turned the pan a few times) to get a bit of a blackening effect.  This is totally an optional step.

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Drizzle a bit more glaze on the wings & garnish with cilantro and/or sesame seeds.  Eat as they are or on top of some steamed rice!

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One Pot Spicy Vegan Orange Chipotle Sweet Potato Soup

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This really is about as easy as a soup can be.  It comes together in about 20-30 minutes total & is powerfully flavorful.  There is no dairy of any kind so it is as guiltless as it is delicious.  A really wonderful, winter warmer!

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One Pot Spicy Vegan Orange Chipotle Sweet Potato Soup

INGREDIENTS

2 large sweet potatoes – peeled & cubed

1 onion (I used a red one) – chopped

4 garlic cloves – chopped

Olive oil

Juice of 2 oranges

1-3 chipotle peppers (or to taste) in their adobo sauce – chopped

6 cups stock

1 tsp ground coriander

S&P to taste

Garnish ideas: avocado, arugula, black and/or white sesame seeds

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DIRECTIONS

Heat about 1 TBS olive oil in a deep stock pot.  eat the onions & garlic over medium heat until just tender, trying not to brown them.  Add the stock, orange juice, chipotle peppers, coriander & sweet potatoes.  Bring to a boil, reduce heat & simmer for about 15 minutes or so – or until the sweet potatoes are very soft.

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I used an immersion blender to puree the soup but, if you do not have one, puree the soup in a blender.  Season with S&P.

Garnish as you like & commence indulging yourself!

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Spicy Honey Chipotle Homemade BBQ Sauce & Golden Road Beer

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This is pretty straight forward.  I used this on a bunch of chicken drumsticks that I barbecued over the weekend for my carnivorous boyfriend & some other guests.  They looked like this (the drumsticks – not my guests):

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And they smelled so good – it was all I could do not to just quit this pescatarian business & devour a few of those bad boys.  The BBQ sauce is genuinely spicy & could be used any way you might use such a thing – or maybe even mixed into some potato salad or something.

The beer in this photo here

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is by a local Los Angeles brewery called Golden Road & it is delicious!  See – the cans are all marked with the date they were canned?  I once had a beer from there that was only a day old.  There is a pub, too, with vegan & other bar food.  I will definitely be going there soon so I can report back.

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Spicy Honey Chipotle Homemade BBQ Sauce

INGREDIENTS

1 small onion – diced

olive oil

4 garlic cloves – chopped

3 TBS brown sugar 3/4 cup ketchup

1 TBS molasses

1/4 cup honey

2 TBS apple cider vinegar

1 TBS Worcestershire sauce

2 chipotle peppers in their adobo sauce – minced

2 TBS Dijon mustard

1 TBS sriracha

1 tsp chipotle powder

1 tsp smoked paprika

1/2 tsp cayenne

DIRECTIONS

Heat about 1 TBS olive oil in a stock pan.  Saute the onion until translucent.  Add the other ingredients & bring to a boil.  Lower heat & simmer for 10-20 minutes to let it thicken a bit & to let the flavors meld.  Add water if it is too thick.  When it cools – blend it to break up any onion or chipotle still left in pieces.  Put it in an old pickle jar or something & chill until you are ready to use it.   This should last at least a week in the fridge – maybe more.

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Spicy Southern Fried Cauliflower and Delta Dipping Sauce with Smashed Baked Potatoes and White Gravy and Buffalo Mac & Cheese

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In my hunt for other recipes meant to provide a cauliflower version of fried chicken, I ran into THIS post about Popeye’s Fried Chicken.  Here is a picture from that site:

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I have never eaten at Popeye’s or any other fried chicken joint (except KFC & Dinah’s here in Glendale) and I haven’t tasted ANY fried chicken in over 25 years – but my boyfriend Miles eats it all the time.  In fact, he eats it weekly now that the famous Gus’s World Famous Fried Chicken opened a few blocks away from him in downtown Little Rock.  Miles is always sending me (at my request) pictures of the food he eats & I find myself looking at fried chicken so much – I have developed an undeniable craving for it.  And – that blogger that spoke of an incredible meal at Popeye’s didn’t help.  And that Delta sauce?  I liked the sound of it & a few clicks here & there revealed that Popeye’s discontinued it.  In fact, there seems to be quite a bit of hand-wringing going on about the now-unavailable Delta Sauce and that piqued my curiosity.  Fortunately, the blogger who loved the Delta sauce posted a copycat recipe for it & I could not resist.  So – I made it & I include that recipe here.  It is like a spicy Thousand Island dressing & it is INCREDIBLE on my – wait for it – Southern Fried Cauliflower!

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Doesn’t that look just like a fried chicken plate?  I was so Goddamn happy with myself yesterday – you have no idea.  If you make any of my zillions of cauliflower recipes – I have to say – it should be THIS one!  So easy & so delicious!  And if, like me, you don’t eat meat but the reasons for that do not include any distaste for meat products – this might really satisfy any existing fried chicken craving you might be in denial about.

That plate above includes yesterday’s recipe for Buffalo Mac & Pepper Jack Cheese.

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It also includes some smashed baked potatoes & a vegetarian white gravy.

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This is quite a decadent meal & the perfect fix on those days when the hole in your heart is bigger than your ass & you just don’t give a fuck.  You wanna eat & you wanna eat something bad.  This is as Paula Deen as I am likely to get but even with this dish – the fried chicken is really cauliflower & there is no bacon (or other meat) fat in any of it (excepting egg & milk) & the potatoes were made with a minimum of butter & WATER – because I’d run out of milk.  So – seriously – AT LEAST try the southern fried cauliflower & Delta dipping sauce.  I am certain you will enjoy!

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Spicy Southern Fried Cauliflower and Delta Dipping Sauce with Smashed Baked Potatoes and White Gravy and Buffalo Mac & Cheese

(This feeds about two (very well) so increase the recipes if you are feeding more.  The mac & cheese recipe feeds at least 4.)

INGREDIENTS

For the Southern Fried Cauliflower

(depending on the size of your cauliflower – you may need more or less of the other ingredients – so maybe have extra on hand)

1 head cauliflower

2 vegan eggs

1/4 cup water

1/2 cup Frank’s Hot Sauce

2 cups flour

1 tsp cayenne pepper

1 tsp each of S&P

1 tsp chipotle chili powder (or smoked or regular paprika)

1 tsp garlic powder

Lots of vegetable oil for frying

1 gallon zip lock baggy (not necessary but it makes life easier)

For the Delta dipping sauce

1/4 cup vegan mayonnaise

1 tsp lemon juice

1/8 cup vegetable oil

1/8 cup sambal oelek (or other chili sauce)

1/8 cup ketchup

1/4 tsp paprika

1/4 tsp pepper

1/2 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp mustard

1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce

2-3 dashes hot pepper sauce (Tabasco or another brand)

1 garlic clove – minced

For the smashed baked potatoes

2 large potatoes

olive oil

2 TBS vegan butter

S&P

For the white gravy

2 TBS vegan butter

1 large shallot – minced

1/4 cup flour

1 1/2 cups non-dairy milk

1 vegetable bouillon cube

1/2 tsp dry sage

1 tsp pepper

1/2 tsp salt

For the Buffalo Mac & Cheese

See HERE

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DIRECTIONS

For the Delta dipping sauce

Whisk the ingredients together & chill.

For the Smashed Baked Potatoes

Heat the oven to 400 degrees.  Rub olive oil on the potatoes & sprinkle with salt.  Bake them – DIRECTLY on the oven rack – for about 45 minutes.  Remove from the oven & allow to cool a bit.  Peel the potatoes (I left bits of skin & browned spots for some color) & mash them up with the butter & some salt & pepper and as much milk or water (I used water as I was out of milk) as you need to get to a texture you like.  I used an old school hand masher & left them chunky & on the drier side.  I smashed them a bit more at the end with an immersion blender.  You do it however you like.

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For the white gravy

Heat the butter in a sauce pan & add the bouillon cube & the shallots.  Cook a minute or two until the shallots soften & the bouillon cube is dissolved.  Add the flour, sage & salt and pepper & stir constantly for about 2 minutes.  It should be quite dry.  Add the milk 1/2 cup at a time & allow it to thicken.  Continue until all the milk is incorporated and heat until the gravy is at your desired thickness.  Add milk if it is too thick.

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For the Southern Fried Cauliflower

In a bowl – whisk together the eggs, water & hot sauce.

In a zip lock bag or in a deep bowl – blend the flour with the rest of the dry ingredients.

Cut the cauliflower into the largest “drummettes” possible so they resemble chicken thighs & a few wings.  I sprayed my cauliflower with water so the flour mix would stick.

Put the cauliflower in the flour mix & toss to coat.  Dunk into the egg mix until covered & then back into the flour.  Coat again with the flour.

I do not have a thermometer to measure oil temp but I think 350 is the correct temperature for frying.  I just let it get hot, put one drummette in there & once that started bubbling pretty rapidly – I added a few more pieces

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Turn a few times & fry until they are a golden brown all over.  Drain on a paper towel.  Repeat until all the cauliflower is cooked.  Now – just divvy up the goodness & fill up that whole in your heart with some old school home cooking!

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Grilled Zucchini & Chipotle Cheddar Quesadilla with Coca Cola Caramelized Onions

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You will soon realize that I am on a quesadilla spree that isn’t even close to over.  I made this bad boy last night & I was very pleased with myself!

The onions were a tad charred but I actually enjoyed the flavor it gave them.  They were, however, very hard to photograph!

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They kinda look like fat, dark worms but they were both savory & sweet & they complimented the cheese very nicely.  If you do not care for – or cannot find – Chipotle cheddar, any other cheese you might prefer in a quesadilla is certainly an option.

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Grilled Zucchini & Chipotle Cheddar Quesadilla with Coca Cola Caramelized Onions

INGREDIENTS

Zucchini – sliced thin & grilled (I dipped mine in Italian dressing first)

Tortillas

Chipotle cheddar (or other cheese) – sliced thinly

1 large red onion – sliced thinly

1/2 can Coca Cola

1 TBS brown sugar

2 tsp olive oil

1 TBS butter

Guacamole or parsley or cilantro or jalapeno as garnish

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DIRECTIONS

Grill the zucchini.

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Heat the oil & HALF of the butter & the brown sugar.  Add the onions & saute over medium heat for a good ten minutes – not stirring often so that they can brown.  Add the remaining butter & stir occasionally for ten additional minutes.  Once all the oil & butter are absorbed or evaporated – pour a little Coke in to deglaze the pan.  As it gets absorbed, add the rest of the Coke.  When the onions are completely soft & browned, set aside.

Then – simply assemble the quesadilla the normal way.  Heat a dry pan.  Place a tortilla in it.  Layer the cheese, zucchini & some of the onions & fold the tortilla.  I use a put lid to apply pressure & trap the heat.  After a minute or two – flip the quesadilla.  Garnish as you will & devour!

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Orange Chipotle Beef “Barbacoa” Tacos for the Slow Cooker

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OK – first of all – I put “barbacoa” in quotes because I cannot get a definitive explanation of the term.  Some loosely define it as the origin of the word “barbecue” and that the meat must be slow cooked over an open flame or buried with coals.  Other explanations involve what part of the cow the meat is from – and some even say it must include goat brains.  While I used none of this

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and, frankly, can’t imagine eating that no matter WTF it tastes like – I used this

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which was about 9 pounds of chuck roast that I got at the AWESOME Super King for $3 a pound!  I sure wish I ate meat because, if you know where to buy it, it is outrageously economical.

Anyway – I marinated the meat for two days, grilled it to a nice char on a barbecue & then slow cooked it overnight.  I served this at my Cinco de Mayo party.  I also served:

Grilled shrimp tacos

Queso

BlackBeans

Yellow Rice

Hominy & Cauliflower Mac & Cheese

Guacamole

Salsa

52 tacos (half potato & half jalapeno) from a place called House Of Tacos (because I had a Groupon)

My Chipotle Lime Roasted Potatoes

Every possible taco topping

And my friend Rose’s watermelon & feta salad

I had WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much food!!!

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More food got sent home with people than was consumed all day.  Still – two things were repeatedly commented upon: this beef recipe & my Hominy & Cauliflower Mac & Cheese (which I will post at a later date).  My boyfriend Miles said that this beef might be his favorite thing I have ever made.  I cannot vouch for it because I do not eat meat but it fucking smelled incredible!  It isn’t a difficult recipe but it does take some planning ahead – what with two days (not really necessary) of marinating & an additional overnight in a slow cooker – plus grilling in between.  The grilling is critical, I think, for the smokiness it adds & because it cooks off a good amount of the yucky fat on the meat.  This recipe if for a large slow cooker quantity of meat (I cooked 9 lbs of chuck roast).  You can reduce the recipe or, once it is done, freeze a bunch for another time.  This meat might go nicely on a pizza or in a Mexican-style lasagna or on pasta.  Some folks were dumping queso on it which seemed to me to be very like a Mexican Philly cheese steak.  So – this meat would make a great sandwich, too.  Don’t be shy!  Experiment!

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Orange Chipotle Beef “Barbacoa” Tacos

INGREDIENTS

9 pounds of chuck roast or brisket

For the marinade

2 12oz cans orange juice concentrate

10 cloves garlic

1 12oz can chipotle peppers in adobo

1 TBS dry oregano

2 TBS cumin

For the slow cooker

1 12oz can orange juice concentrate

1 7oz can chipotle peppers in adobo – minced

1-2 bunches of fresh cilantro – minced

1 red onion – diced

6 cloves garlic – minced

1 TBS salt

juice & zest of 4 limes

6-8 cups stock

GARNISH – juice of 1/2 – 1 orange & 1 TBS chipotle powder (powder – not more peppers)

TACO ingredients – beyond the corn tortillas – the rest is a matter of taste.  Use any of the following: shredded lettuce, shredded red or green cabbage, chopped tomatoes, chopped red onion, chopped scallions, sliced radishes, shredded carrots, guacamole, salsa, grated cheese, canned green chilies, diced jalapeno, chopped cilantro, Mexican crema or sour cream & hot sauce.

DIRECTIONS

For the marinade

Blend the marinade ingredients in a food processor.  Coat your meat & store in the fridge in some kind of Tupperware for as long as possible.  I marinated mine two days before grilling it & putting it in the slow cooker.

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For the grill

I am no grill master.  I have an old Weber & just heated the coals until they were ready & flopped the marinated meat on the rack.  I grilled it, turning it often, until it was fairly black on the outside.  How cooked it is inside doesn’t matter.  You will cook the bejesus out of it in the slow cooker next.

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For the slow cooker

Add the meat to your slow cooker.  Add all the slow cooker ingredients (which – minus the stock – you can puree in a food processor or blender) & cook on high for a solid 4-6 hours.  I then left mine on low overnight.

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The next day, take the meat from the slow cooker and, in a bowl or on a cutting board or in the sink on a cutting board (that is what I did), shred the meat up with two forks or a knife & fork.  Toss any obvious chunks of fat (or feed them to your dog!).  When all the meat is shredded, pour the remaining juices out of the slow cooker (maybe through a colander to catch smaller bits of meat) and then return the wet beef to the slow cooker.  Squeeze the juice of 1/2 – 1 orange into the meat & add the chipotle powder.  Stir to blend.  Leave on warm – stirring occasionally – until ready to serve.  If it gets dry – just add a tiny bit of water or stock – but this shouldn’t be an issue.  Mine stayed moist all day.

Assemble tacos & devour!

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Chipotle Lime Roasted Potatoes

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If you can roast potatoes – you can manage this dish.  It is spicy & pretty & delicious!  It would be a nice Cinco de Mayo side dish but it is so yummy – I bet once you try it – you will put this in your regular rotation.

I used russet potatoes because I bought a bag of them the size of a body bag & I am trying to work my way through them.  Any potato would work here, though, even sweet potatoes.

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Chipotle Lime Roasted Potatoes

INGREDIENTS

3 large russet potatoes (or any other potato- including sweet potatoes)

olive oil

S&P

3 chipotle peppers – minced

1 TBS adobo sauce (from the can of chipotles)

2 garlic cloves – minced

1 large lime – juice & zest

2 tsp olive oil

1/4 cup cilantro – chopped

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DIRECTIONS

Wash the potatoes.  Peel if you want to.  I did not.  Cut them up into bite sized chunks.  Toss in some olive oil until all the potatoes are thoroughly coated & sprinkle with salt & pepper & roast in a 400 degree oven for about 45 minutes or until they are golden brown.  Mine could have used another 10-15 minutes to increase their color but I got impatient.

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While they roast, whisk the remaining ingredients together (chipotle, adobo, garlic, lime juice & zest, olive oil & cilantro).  When the potatoes are done, immediately toss them in the sauce being sure they are well coated & serve!   See?  EASY!

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Grilled Chipotle Chili Lime Shrimp Tostadas

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Another Cinco de Mayo dinner option.  I like to plan parties that involve a room temperature or very self-service buffet kinda vibe.  Tacos seemed labor intensive & would require that keep heating up tortillas etc.  So – I thought – hmmmm.  If I make a little tostada bar & cheat by using the pre-made tostada shells (sorta ghetto but fuck it) – all I would need to to is make & chop everything in advance & then just set it all out there.

I’ve never made a tostada before.  Not difficult to make but how the fuck do you eat them?  All of a sudden, I envisioned people milling around a house, eating standing up & trying to put a 6 inch hard disc (piled high with spicy shrimp & veggies) in their mouths whole.  Or worse – trying to cut into the whole affair with no leverage.  On second thought, this might not be the best buffet idea but, for me last night, these guys were easy & delicious.  And messy.

What you put on your tostada is as open to your imagination as the contents of a taco or burrito.  I opted for these chipotle lime shrimp & a little of everything else I had laying around.  That included:

Spinach

Cabbage

Tomato

Avocado

Red onion

Cilantro

Scallions

Cotija cheese

Lime

Chipotle Mexican Crema (1/2 cup crema – or sour cream – blended with 3 chipotle peppers)

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You can use pre-made tostadas or fry up some corn tortillas yourself.

The only cooking required here is the shrimp.  Once they have been in the marinade a bit – just grill them up & get ready to make a mess all over the place as you try to eat these sloppy fuckers.

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Grilled Chipotle Chili Lime Shrimp

INGREDIENTS

1 lb shrimp – peeled & cleaned

3 chipotle peppers in adobo – minced

1 TBS sambal oelek (or other chili paste)

1/2 tsp ground cumin

1 TBS brown sugar

1 large lime – juice & zest

1/4 cup cilantro – chopped

1 TBS olive oil

Blend all the non-seafood ingredients in a bowl & add the shrimp & coat them.  I then put this in a zip lock bag in the fridge for a few hours.  And shallow bowl serves this same purpose.

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Cook your shrimp (on a grill or in an oiled pan) for 2-3 minutes each side.  Err on the side of a tad under-cooked because they will continue cooking once they are off the heat.

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Tostadas

Simply pile your ingredients on top of a fried tostada shell in an sequence you prefer.  I loved my VERY spicy chipotle Mexican crema (1/2 cup crema blended with 3 chipotle peppers) but you can use sour cream.  Squeeze lots of fresh lime on your completed tostada.  And here are some topping ideas:

Spinach

Cabbage

Tomato

Avocado

Red onion

Cilantro

Scallions

Cotija cheese (or other grated cheese)

Lime

Chipotle Mexican Crema (1/2 cup crema – or sour cream – blended with 3 chipotle peppers)

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Gluten-Free Chipotle Potato Lasagna with Cauliflower, Kale & Corn

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As you most likely know, yesterday, my home town of Boston was the victim of a double bombing.  The bombs went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon at about the 4 hour mark & killed three people (including an 8 year old) and there are reports of over 170 injuries.  The bulk of the serious injuries are traumatic leg amputations, because the bombs were (according to reports) hidden in trash cans & loaded with shrapnel.  Lower extremities took the brunt of the impact.

It was a disgusting act of cowardice and it was impossible to have the TV on & not be deluged with images of the violence & theorizing by news people.  Still, I couldn’t tear myself away from the TV and focus on anything else so, I decided to just cook all day.  Cooking is a very zen way for me to occupy myself.  The result was this recipe.  My guesstimates on the quantities required to make a single lasagna were a tad over – so I used the extra stuff to make a second little tart-like thing.  You can either use a larger baking pan (mine was about 9x2x13) or be prepared to make a second dish from the remnants, as I did.  Here are the two final dishes – fresh out of the oven:

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I used roasted cauliflower, grilled corn & blanched kale in addition to the layered potatoes.  Any of these ingredients could easily be 86-ed without a negative impact on the final result.  There is no pasta in this lasagna so it is safe for those who are intolerant of gluten.  It could be made vegan by just using vegan cheese.  There are a lot of steps in this recipe but none are difficult.  Pacing is no issue as the assembly can wait as long as it takes for each element to be prepared.  If roasting cauliflower or grilling corn sounds like a pain in the ass, boil the cauliflower until soft & use raw corn.  This is a very forgiving recipe.  One thing though, you should make it (and bake it) several hours (or the day) ahead & let it rest & settle.  Then reheat it at 375 for about 20 minutes.   Please read through the entire recipe once before you begin.

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Gluten-Free Chipotle Potato Lasagna with Cauliflower, Kale & Corn

INGREDIENTS

3 Russet potatoes

1 head cauliflower

2 ears corn

2 large onions – sliced very thin

1 head kale

1 jalapeno – seeded & diced (optional)

6 garlic cloves – chopped

6 chipotle peppers & 2 TBS adobo sauce – minced

1 tsp ground cumin

1 tsp smoked paprika

1 tsp dry oregano

2 TBS fresh oregano – chopped

2 28oz cans whole, peeled tomatoes

2 cups grated pepper jack cheese

2 cups grated cheddar cheese

6 scallions – chopped (both white & green parts)

1 each red, yellow & orange bell peppers (or three of whatever color are available)

olive oil

S&P to taste

Fresh cilantro – chopped – for sauce & for garnish

DIRECTIONS

Pre-heat the oven to 375.

Remove the leaves & core of the cauliflower & slice into 1/2 inch steaks.  Rub with some olive oil & a bit of salt & roast at 375 for about 20 minutes or until the steaks are tender & being to brown. Remove from heat & set aside.

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Boil water & place the potatoes, whole & unpeeled, in it.  Boil for about 20 minutes.  They should be tender on the outside but not all the way through.  They will cook further in the oven.  Drain & cool the potatoes – reserving the hot potato water.  Once cool enough to touch, you can either try to slip the skins of with your hands or just use a peeler.  Set aside.

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Cut the thick vein out of each kale leaf.  Bring the potato water to a boil again & blanch the kale for about 5 minutes.  Drain & immerse in cold water.  Squeeze the excess water out & set aside.

Roast your peppers over a high flame on your stove top.  Turn them frequently but let them completely blacken.  Place them in a Tupperware container of some sort of in a bowl & cover with plastic wrap.  Let them sweat for about 15 minutes & until they are cool enough to touch.  Under running water, the blackened skins should slip right off.  Remove the seeds & then slice the peppers very thin.  Set aside.

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I grilled my corn because I have a stove-top grill.  If you have no easy way to grill your corn (grilled in the husks for about 20 minutes) – blow that off & just use raw corn cut from the cob.

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Open the tomatoes & put in a bowl.  Crush them with your hands.  This is an oddly satisfying task.  Set aside.

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Heat 2-3 TBS of olive oil in a large sauce pan over medium heat.  Add the thinly sliced onion & chopped garlic to the oil.  Saute until the onions begin to brown – maybe ten minutes.

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Add the dry & fresh oregano, ground cumin, smoked paprika, chipotle peppers & adobo & stir to blend.  Add the tomatoes you crushed, stir & heat until bubbly.  Reduce heat & simmer for about 20 minutes.  Add a handful of chopped cilantro, chopped scallions and season with S&P to taste.

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Grate your cheeses.

TO ASSEMBLE:

Slice the potatoes into 1/8 inch slices.

Grease your baking pan(s).

Create a thin layer of sauce at the bottom of your pan.  The rest of the layering is really up to you.  I think I layered potato then more sauce then some peppers, the all the cauliflower, all the corn & all the kale.  Then some cheese, more potatoes & peppers & sauce.   Then more cheese & I sprinkled some diced jalapeno on top.  With the leftovers from this process, a made a second, shallow tart in a greased spring form pan.

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Bake the lasagna at 375 for about 45 minutes or until the edges are bubbling & the cheese in browning.

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Allow to settle for two hours & either serve at room temperature (as this will vastly improve the lasagna’s resiliency during cutting) or reheat it at 375 for 20 minutes.

This can be made a day ahead, refrigerated overnight & reheated the next day, too.

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Here is how the round tart turned out:

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LOW CARB Chipotle Cauliflower “No-Mac” & Cheese with White Beans

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OK – this has to be one of the greatest Goddamn things ever!  I cannot recommend highly enough that you try this.  You can leave out the white beans (which I added for texture & fiber content) if you are serious about dodging carbs or make it with pasta instead of cauliflower if you are carbo-loading for a marathon – or do part cauliflower & part pasta.  You could add black beans or corn or garbanzo beans or diced tomato – or avocado after it is baked as a garnish.  So many options.  I made this up out of my head with ingredients on hand.  My version used 1 cup heavy cream & 1 cup water because I didn’t have milk.  It came out a tad wetter than I expected – probably because cauliflower doesn’t absorb moisture the way pasta does  – and I’d never attempted an all cauliflower mac & cheese before.  If you like your mac & cheese (or your cheesy veggies) wet – this recipe is for you.  If not either cut the milk by 1/2 or add another 1/2 cup each of the cheeses – or both.  That should solve the problem.  Or add a cup of cooked pasta.  I feel very confident about this recipe & that you will enjoy it – wet or dry.  And, though I haven’t confirmed this yet, I bet it is better the next day.  It could be made vegan by simply using the vegan alternatives to the dairy in the recipe.  This recipe is pretty spicy so – adjust the chipotle & jalapeno, if you are sensitive to heat.

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LOW CARB Chipotle Cauliflower “No-Mac” & Cheese with White Beans

INGREDIENTS

1 large head cauliflower – cut into but sized florets (I did the cutting after it was cooked & cooled)

1 can white beans

4 TBS butter

1/4 cup flour

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp smoked paprika

2 cups milk (or 1 cup heavy cream, 1 cup water) – or less for a dryer result

5 chipotle peppers & their adobo sauce – diced

1 jalapeno – seeded & diced (optional)

1 red (or green) serrano pepper – seeded & diced (optional)

1/2 cup fresh cilantro – chopped

1 cup quality cheddar (I used Kerrygold Reserved Cheddar) – or 1/2 cup more more for a cheesier result

1 cup quality pepper jack cheese (I used Tillamook Pepper Jack) – or 1/2 cup more for a cheesier result

S&P to taste

1/2 cup Panko or other bread crumbs

1/2 cup additional grated cheese to top the casserole

Additional cilantro for garnish

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DIRECTIONS

Pre-heat the over to 350.

Boil water & add the cauliflower to it.  Boil about 6-7 minutes.  Drain & rinse under cool water.  Drain the beans & add to the cauliflower.  Set aside.

Melt butter in a large sauce pan over medium heat.  Add the flour & whisk continuously so i doesn’t burn.  It should brown just a bit.  Add garlic powder, smoked paprika & slowly whisk in the milk – allowing the sauce to thicken.  Add chipotle & sauce & cilantro & jalapeno & serrano peppers (if using).  Raise heat to medium-high & simmer about 3 minutes or until the sauce thickens.  Add the cheeses in increments, allowing it all to melt without clumping.  If it gets too thick, add water or a little milk.

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Add the white beans & cauliflower florets & stir to coat.

Grease a casserole pan or other baking dish.  Top with additional grated cheese & bread crumbs.  Put the cheesy cauliflower in it,  top with additional grated cheese & bread crumbs.  Bake at 350 for 30-45 minutes or until the sides are bubbling & the bread crumbs are browned.  Remove from heat & let rest at least 5 minutes before serving.  Garnish with additional fresh cilantro.

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Slow Cooker Chipotle Chicken Tacos

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I don’t eat chicken so this is a rare post for me.  My boyfriend was in town for his birthday & I decided to bend the rules & make these especially for him.  If you have a slow cooker, this could not be easier.  If you do not have a slow cooker – I really recommend getting one.  Look HERE.  They can be had for as low as $10.  I paid $10 for mine at Menard’s in Michigan & it came in the thermal traveling case & everything.  It only has three settings (warm, low & high) but it is a really fun kitchen toy.  If you do not have a slow cooker, though, this could be done stove top very easily – you just cannot walk away & take a two hour Hollywood sign hike while it cooks – like I did.

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At any rate – I couldn’t actually eat one of these tacos but they were a big hit.  I also served my Spicy Three Cheese Pinto Bean Dip with home fried corn chips, grilled avocado guacamole, Mixed Cabbage & Grilled Corn Slaw, Spicy Black Beans and Mexican Rice.  I made the beans the day before in my slow cooker & then left them on warm overnight.  They were incredible.  I made the slaw & rice on the day.  The chicken – 6 pounds of it – cooked in about 2-3 hours on high in the slow cooker.  That was faster than I expected.  I also made Grilled Tilapia Tacos – with tilapia marinaded in:

3 lbs tilapia

1/4 cup olive oil

1 tsp salt

zest of one lime

juice of 2 limes

1 TBS Sambal Oelek (chili paste)

1 tsp pepper

This tilapia was WAY more than I needed – as was the 6 pounds of chicken.  The next day, I added arrabiata (spicy tomato) sauce to both the leftover tilapia & some to some of the chipotle chicken & served this over pasta.  It was amazing.  Then, the next day, I used extra chipotle chicken on pizzas.  Again – delicious.  So – feel free to make too much & get creative with the leftovers.  You could make lasagna cupcakes or pizza cupcakes or even more tacos.

Also – the roasted (or grilled) jalapeno or Anaheim chilies are easy & a really nice touch.

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Roast the jalapenos on a grill or in a grill pan or under a broiler (watching & rotating them very carefully) until they are blackened.  Place in an airtight container until they cool & then roll the skins off under running water.  Seed them & dice.

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Slow Cooker Chipotle Chicken Tacos

INGREDIENTS

6 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts

24 oz hot (or otherwise) salsa

2 tsp chili powder

1 tsp ground cumin

1 tsp smoked paprika

1/2 tsp garlic powder

1/2 tsp onion powder

1/2 tsp crushed red pepper

1/2 tsp oregano

S&P

4 chipotle peppers in adobo – minced

1/4 cup water (if needed)

ACCOMPANIMENTS & GARNISHES – corn tortillas, chopped fresh cilantro, grilled corn, tomatillo salsa, sliced scallions, diced tomato, diced red pepper, roasted jalapenos or Anaheim chilies (recipe HERE), pico de gallo, Mexican crema, shredded cheese, salsa, avocado or guacamole,

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DIRECTIONS

Place all ingredients in slow cooker on high for three hours.  When the chicken is cooked, shred it all up by using two forks.

Grill the tortillas over your stove top burners until they just begin to get grill marks & keep warm.

Serve with a combination of the accompaniments & garnishes listed above.

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Spicy Chipotle Cream Pasta with English Peas & Tortilla Strips

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I have had a rough week.  Had to go to one of the most dreaded places on Earth.  Worse the the gynecologist.  Worse than the incredibly awful, boob-squishing mammographer’s office.   Almost as bad as the dentist’s office.  I had to go here:

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Time to renew my driver’s license.  Despite being freshly showered & having an appointment, the staff here treated me with suspicion & hostility & looked at me like I had a load in my pants.  They spat questions at me & demanded I stand squarely behind this counter or that, cover this eye or that while reading this string of letters or that.  It was like a fucking field sobriety test and every answer or action on my part seemed to beg imprisonment or the opening of some trap door through which I could be permanently disappeared.   I am not sure why the people at the DMV are such douche bags but I am sure that they are.  More mysterious to me is how they actually PULL OFF being so intimidating.  They have no Goddamn power.  They are not cops.  Why did I panic with every irritated question they asked & quiver under the scrutiny of their surly focus?   It’s ridiculous.  Anyway – I had to run nearly their full gauntlet:  the eye exam, the written test & get a new photo.  I managed to avoid the cavity search but I have no idea how.

From there, I had to go to that other glorious bastion of government animosity – the post office – where, again, I was treated like an illegal trying to hustle female minors over a border for enslavement in the sex trade.  All I wanted to do was mail a package to Canada with a tracking number & insurance.  It took FOUR different clerks & thirty minutes before they stopped shoving my package back at me, telling my request was impossible & screaming, “NEXT in line!” over my shoulder.

They said:

You cannot track international packages.  (You can)

You cannot insure documents. (You can if they are negatives.)

You cannot insure international packages.  (You can.)

You cannot use a Priority envelope.  (You can.)

You have the wrong customs form.  (I didn’t)

Speak to that manager out there on the floor. (Who stared back at me blankly and gave me a different form.)

This form is the wrong one.  (It was – but the manager had just given it to me.)

Stand aside & fill this one out.  NEXT person in line please!

Meanwhile, the 32 minutes I had on my meter outside ticked away as the meter maid sat in her car ten feet away.  Parked in the red.

There was more – but you get the picture.  In the end – they did everything I asked but it was like some Kafka-esque nightmare of willfully ignorant bureaucracy & I was seconds from screaming, “No wonder people want to kill you fucktards!”  But, I didn’t.  I just wanted to mail a fucking valuable item to Canada.  Is that the most exotic request the Wilcox post office (the largest one in Hollywood) had ever encountered?

Anyway – with that task completed & seriously disgruntled, I headed home & tried to think of something to cook that could be made without having to venture forth and deal with anyone else in the disservice industry.  I decided to make this dish & as I went to remove my first effort at baked tortilla strips (which I baked to blackness) – I burned my arm.

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I have a much grosser image of this sizable burn but this is a food porn blog & I don’t want to put anyone off their dinner.

Ok – despite the unfortunate burn – this is a really easy dish to put together.  You can use any basic pasta sauce – with or without cream.  I used a little 6 oz container of my homemade vodka sauce that I had in my freezer – so this is a recipe to feed two.  You could use a homemade or jarred vodka sauce or other pink sauce or even a marinara.  I used 4 chipotle peppers in adobo -and found that to be a tad ambitious on the spice side.  I think, in the future, I’ll cut that in half with a quantity of sauce as small as I worked with last night.  I added peas because I had them & they looked pretty.  I added the tortilla strips for the Hell of it.  Either of these two ingredients could easily be omitted with no great loss to the overall impact of the flavor of this dish.  Really – all this is is a sauce with some chopped chipotle pepper in it.  You can’t mess that up.  And it is really delicious!

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Spicy Chipotle Cream Pasta with English Peas & Tortilla Strips

INGREDIENTS

1/2 lb dry pasta

6 oz vodka sauce (or other pasta sauce)

2 chipotle peppers in adobo – chopped finely

1 tomato – diced

Parsley or cilantro – chopped for garnish

2 corn tortillas (optional)

1 cup peas (optional)

Pico de gallo – as garnish (optional)

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DIRECTIONS

Heat the oven to 400.

Slice the tortillas into 1/4 inch strips.  Spray with cooking oil & bake for 5 minutes or so – until crispy.  Remove from heat & set aside.

I used fresh peas so I wrapped them in a wet paper towel & zapped them in the microwave for a minute.  This isn’t necessary with frozen or canned peas.

Warm your sauce, add the chipotle & peas, stir & heat it all through.

Cook the pasta as per box instructions.

Drain.  Toss with sauce.  Top with tortilla strips, diced tomato & cilantro or parsley.

Voila!

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Chipotle Vegetable Split Pea Soup (Vegetarian – Vegan)

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All Photos © Christine Elise McCarthy 2012

Wednesday night I had the great pleasure of being invited to return as a guest on the Sheena Metal show – this time to promote this very blog!  We talked about many things, however, some food related, others not.  Sheena is a great hostess & keeps the conversation flowing & interesting.  The entire interview can be heard HERE.  Some topics we covered were my pitch to the OG 90210 producers to do a Gilligan’s Island (with the Mosquitos) episode & cast the West Beverly High gang as members of the Gilligan’s Island cast.  I couldn’t wait to get Brenda (as Mary Ann), Kelly (as Ginger) & Andrea (as Mrs. Howell) on screen doing this:

We talked about my growing guilt about buying anything but pastured eggs – having seen this video below.  It isn’t slaughterhouse footage or gory in any way.  It just shows 100 free range hens being released to a sanctuary – but the state they are in is deplorable.  I post this here now hoping you all will watch it & maybe buy/use fewer eggs – or better yet – support the growing pastured egg business by seeking out that variety.  This isn’t gross video – just very sad.

We also discussed how much we both hate Facebook (as a necessary evil) and I brought up my new obsession with internet sensation – Colonel Meow.  Check this “scotch & treaties” obsessed bad boy out.

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(Colonel Meow images borrowed from his Facebook page.)

Have you ever seen anything more glorious??  Plus – he has the funniest things to say to us, his minions.  Seriously.  The only thing that makes me happier than Colonel Meow is Loca the special pug.  TRUST me & watch this awesome guy HERE.  I must admit I cry at the end (in a happy way) but I cry watching The voice – so take my tears with a grain of salt (See how I did that?  Salt?  Cooking?  I’m a real card.).

Speaking of The Voice — Bruno Mars – a new discovery for me.  LOVE this song!

After & hour of intellectualizing & laughing with Sheena – I got in the car to head back to Hollywood from the valley.  At rush hour.  Impatient with traffic, I jumped into the center lane in a rush to get up to the green arrow in the left turn lane.  As I sped up there & took the turn – I saw a cop car pull into the lane & take the turn with me.  Fuck.  And yup.  He got me.

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I played innocent (“I didn’t realize it was illegal to pull into the center lane to turn.”) which had no impact.  “The double yellow lines are CLEARLY marked, m’am.”  License, registration & proof of insurance.  Ugh.  Then – a stern little speech about cleaning up my act and he let me go with a warning.  MERRY CHRISTMAS to me!  Thank God!  I told him I was insanely grateful & he waved me off & went back to the squad car.

Ah – so – what for dinner?  Having already spent way too much money on groceries & black market wine (that story HERE) – I forced myself to cook something with ONLY what I had on hand.  I threw it all together & behold!  My Chipotle Vegetable Split Pea Soup is IRRESISTIBLE!   Another easy, low cost & fairly healthy result.  Try it!  So yummy on a cold day!  Don’t be thrown by the ingredients.  If there there are some you do not have or do not like – omit them.  I used celery root because I had it & love it – no other reason.  If you don’t have smoked paprika – blow it off.  If you hate spicy food – drop the jalapenos & chipotle.  Add cooked ham if you like meat.  This soup is endlessly customizable.

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Chipotle Vegetable Split Pea Soup

INGREDIENTS

1 lb split green peas

4 TBS olive oil

1/2 celery root (optional) – diced

5 carrots – diced

4 stalks of celery – diced

2 jalapenos (optional) – seeded & diced

4 garlic cloves – whole or diced

1 onion – diced

1-4 chipotle peppers & adobo sauce (optional) – diced fine

1 TBS fresh thyme – chopped

2-3 bay leaves

1 tsp savory

1 tsp poultry seasoning

1/2 tsp smoked paprika

S&P to taste (I used about 1 tsp of each)

7 cups vegetable stock (or bouillon dissolved in 6 cups water) – more for thinner soup – less for thicker soup

Fresh parsley or cilantro – for garnish

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The best thing about Smart & Final’s brand of split peas is that they are “great for cooking.”  Says so – right on the bag!

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DIRECTIONS

Chop all your vegetables up.

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Heat the olive oil in a deep stock pot.  Saute all the vegetables (celery root, carrots, celery, onion, jalapeno, garlic)  for about 15 minutes or so – until softened.

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Add thyme, bay leaves, savory, poultry seasoning, smoked paprika, chipotle peppers and S&P.  Stir it about & then add the split peas.

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Stir this around then add maybe 1/2 cup of your stock & deglaze the bottom of your pan.  Once everything seems nicely blended – add the balance of your stock.

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I used 4 cups that I had in the freezer of my own homemade vegetable stock (plus 3 cups of tap water) but water & some veggie bouillon is great, too.

Heat until boiling.  Lower heat to low, cover & simmer for and hour or so – or until the peas are soft & begin to break up.  Remove the bay leaves.  At this point – I used a hand immersion blender & blended most of the soup up – leaving about 1/4 in chunky form, unblended.  You can choose to go all rustic & blend none of it – or traditional & blend it completely.  Totally your call.  Top with chopped parsley or cilantro – and devour it!

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