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YEAH! I wrote a funny & dirty novel that is getting great reviews on Amazon! Check it out – at – www.BathingBook.com!
OK – my book has been out for a week & a half. Have you read it yet? It is only the funniest, fucking book ever written!!! What the Hell are you waiting for?
Check it out!!! www.BathingBook.com
OK, now for the matter of these faux wings. I love spicy food & chicken wings are something I always find myself envious of when I see others eat them. I also love sriracha – but ONLY this brand:
(Image stolen from Google)
This company produces a sauce that is the very definition of sriracha. But, alas, they have been victims of Irwindale residents near their plant complaining of the spices in the air & it has resulted in lots of problems for the company. Recently, I have been finding it VERY HARD to find this sriracha – anywhere. I was extremely distressed because this is not only a frequent ingredient in my recipes but it is an absolute MUST in my Bloody Marys!
Well, at my local Bangluck Market – I found a whole selection of other brands of sriracha. Of course, I bought the one in the prettiest bottle. See there – behind the holy basil?
I used it in a Bloody Mary & had to throw the cocktail away. This sriracha isn’t spicy & has a sickly sweet flavor. Do not fall for these low rent srirachas! You have been warned!
These guys are pretty easy to make and delicious. I ate them two ways – right off the plate as an appetizer or over rice as a meal. Ymmmmm!
Sriracha Cauliflower “Wings”
1 small head of cauliflower cut into “drumettes”
2 TBS butter (or vegan butter) – melted
1 TBS olive oil
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp garlic powder
For the glaze
1 chipotle pepper & 2 TBS of its adobo sauce – minced
1/4 cup sriracha sauce
2 garlic cloves – minced
2 TBS butter (or vegan butter)
1/4 cup (or less – to taste) honey – or agave nectar
1-2 TBS soy sauce
juice of 1 lime
Garnish: chopped cilantro and/or sesame seeds
Heat the oven to 400.
Whisk the melted butter with the olive oil, onion powder & garlic powder. Add a little S&P.
Toss the cauliflower drumettes in this & roast for about 15-20 minutes (check mid-way to be sure your florets are not getting to mushy) – or until just beginning to brown at the edges. Parchment paper makes this a far neater process. If you don’t have any, treat your cooking sheet with cooking spray or olive oil.
While the cauliflower cooks, melt the butter for the glaze in a sauce pan & then whisk in the other glaze ingredients. Bring it to a boil & then simmer it over medium heat until it thickens a bit. Set aside.
When the cauliflower is ready – toss it with some glaze & roast another 5 minutes. I then turned the broiler on and WATCHED THEM VERY CAREFULLY (and turned the pan a few times) to get a bit of a blackening effect. This is totally an optional step.
Drizzle a bit more glaze on the wings & garnish with cilantro and/or sesame seeds. Eat as they are or on top of some steamed rice!
I have to eat this… now. Did you read the news that beloved cauliflower and a few other great veggies are having a hard season because of weather and may be hard to find this summer???/ AAAAAGGGGGHH!! (and yes your book is F’in FUNNY!.. but I still wish I had YOUR legs.)
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Girl, you are a hoot! Great visual impact and fun attitude from the start. I’m so sick and tired of blogs by proper Moron sister-wife/breeders. NO FUN! I love how you push the book, and I’m on my way to reading it soon. (I’m having eye surgery day after tomorrow, and I won’t be reading a lot for a little while. I actually can’t see this very well now. lol Maybe it’s crap, and when I can see, I’ll hate it.) (Just a little blind humor there.)
I’m so glad this showed up on my Pinterest, because I’ve seen something like it before, and was just thinking of cauliflower, one of my favorite vegetables, but I’m bored, and this looks so intriguing. I actually hate the skin on wings, so, I haven’t had them in years and years.
I’m thinking that this won’t save money, because a tiny head of cauliflower cost $4 this week, and wings are cheaper, although boney, they don’t have those huge leaves to waste. Yep, more expensive, but, I know that the sauce will do wonders. Thanks for posting this! .
What a great comment! Thank you so much! I hope you enjoy the book – as it is my proudest achievement!!! And let me know if you try any recipes!
Happy new year!
PS – good luck with the eye surgery!