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All Photos in this post – Go Cook Yourself
I don’t know how I found this blog but I can tell you I am pretty sure this picture of a Spinach & Feta Tart was involved:
Doesn’t that look RIDICULOUS!?
I love the simply stated recipes with the verb in bold & the minimalist instructions. Here is the tart recipe (for example):
400g Spinach / 300g Feta Cheese / 100g Pine Nuts / 50g Cheddar Cheese / 5 Eggs / 1 Lemon / Oregano / Nutmeg / Filo Pastry / Cayenne Pepper / Greaseproof Paper / Oil (1)
HEAT oven to 200C
POUR drop of oil onto 50cm of greaseproof paper and spread out
MAKE square of filo using four pieces of pastry, overlapping edges slightly
SPRINKLE on cayenne pepper
REPEAT process twice, building the filo pastry up in layers
SET aside pastry square
TOAST pine nuts lightly in a frying pan
WILT spinach in pan until dense
GRATE half a Nutmeg into spinach (2)
CRACK eggs into large bowl and whisk
CRUMBLE in Feta and grated Cheddar (3)
ADD grated lemon rind and spinach
SEASON with pepper and pinch of Oregano
MIX with a large spoon
PREPARE baking tin with greaseproof paper
LINE tin with filo pastry square
POUR in spinach and feta mix (4)
PULL pastry over filling
THROW in oven for 20 mins (5)
DON’T promote it on Tumblr cos it will break and bitches will hate you
Please note the final instruction. While the photographs (so beautifully done!) were what lured me to this blog – it is the cheeky irreverence that keeps me checking back.
FIND recipes for Tap That Ass Risotto:
or a Lonely Island Iced Tea (again – note the final instruction):
1/2 Shot Vodka / 1/2 Shot White Rum / 1/2 Shot Gin / 1/2 Shot Triple Sec (Orange Liqueur) / Lemon Juice / Cola
ADD alcohol to shaker with lemon juice
POUR over ice
TOP with coke
DRINK four by yourself and pass out
That is the image for High on Brownies.
And look at these amazing breakfasts!!!
Ymmmmm! So – if you like a smart ass AND you like cooking AND you like gorgeous food porn – Go Cook Yourself is the blog for you!!!! Now – go cook yourself!